(little echoing voice:) “Poop or pee?”

Am I the only mother whose children stand outside the bathroom door and want to know exactly what’s going on in there?

Please tell me I’m not.

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When your daughter is potty training and is a big-girl-underwear rookie, it is not wise to let her sit on your lap while you type an email.  Just a little advice you’ll thank me for someday.

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What does it mean when your husband looks at the dinner you made and says, “Do we have any Beano?”

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Why do night-time diapers cost like $1.50 EACH when they are just glorified newborn diapers?  And will my children still wear them in high school?