See this little angel?
She is going to be the death of me. She was my easiest baby by far. (Except for nursing. I’m hoping someday I can forgive her for the multiple cases of mastitis, plus the lack of weight loss that I had so joyfully experienced while nursing my boys.) She is bright and sassy and social and fun, and has a vocabulary far beyond her four years. And yet, most days I want to put her on Craig’s List by 10 a.m. Although “undiagnosed,” I’m pretty sure she has some sensory issues. Her clothes always “feel funny.” Her socks and especially her shoes always “bother” her. Meltdowns ensue. They involve crying, wailing, shrieking, flopping around on the floor, throwing shoes, and on lucky days like yesterday, a little bit of kicking and pinching. Not to mention screaming out completely irrational things like, ” I … HATE … MY … NOSE!” Seriously. ?!??!
Last summer, I complained about this a little bit and DeNae suggested that I get rid of all her clothes and just buy her some loose summer dresses. It actually worked pretty well, at least for the summer, and we’ve managed to garner a collection of a few clothing items that she considers to be comfortable and suitable. This works until they’re all dirty, and then she spends her morning screaming down the stairs at me that “all the clothes in my closet bother me!”. The shoes and socks situation, however, seems unsolvable. The meltdown usually “ends” when I just drag her kicking and screaming to the car barefoot with her shoes and socks in tow, ready to begin the battle again at the place of arrival. At that point, usually the threat of her not being able to go inside (or the threat of being left in the car … a slightly empty threat, I admit) finally convince her to put them on. This process is a painful 10-minute exercise in on-and-off, on-and-off, open and close the straps, do it again . . . . whimper, whimper . . . you get the idea.
Shopping for shoes is a nightmare. Shoes, sandals, flip flops alike are all met with complete disdain and a quick eject button. (I think I’m going to try crocs this summer, but I’m not hopeful.) Sometimes I just buy the pair that seems the most comfortable to the touch, and then we battle it out for a few months. The solution is elusive to me. She has been up to 90 minutes late to preschool before because of it. I have tried to set up award systems (“If you can be all the way ready and on time to school, then we will go get the stuff to make that necklace you saw in a magazine”), punishment (“Fine. No gymnastics today because you can’t get ready to go.”), and embarrassment (“Okay, instead of preschool today, you have to come with me to Clark’s school and sit in the corner of the room barefoot while I do my volunteer work.”). I have followed through with all of those by the way, except the necklace which she did not earn. Nothing so far seems to make a difference or even move her toward more success. By the way, she likes preschool and gymnastics, so I don’t think this is some kind of avoidance feat.
So, wise blog readers, give me your ideas, solutions, sympathy. I’ll take any of it.
And in addition to all that, I would love to hear your ideas on a related matter: the balance between “loving instruction” and just forcing them to do what they’re supposed to do. I give my kids choices all the time: “Do this and get this, or do that and get that.” I think that’s not forcing them, but helping them understand the relationship between choices and consequences. However, sometimes I just resort to “You can’t do anything else until this gets done. Do it!,” and obviously, in Natalie’s case, I sometimes end up literally dragging her to where she needs to be and shoving her shoes on her feet myself. I’m starting to have concerns about how to fix this now so that I don’t have to deal with the embarrassing mess it would be when my children are big strong teenagers and I’m trying to drag them somewhere or lock them in their rooms until they’re clean … know what I mean? Real question: How do you not resort to “forcing” them to do things, and get to the point where they choose it on their own? I think I mostly get it, but I feel like something’s missing.
My apologies to those of you who come to this blog thinking I’m some kind of parenting expert. Let’s face it. I’ve still got a lot to learn.