I get a fair amount of spam comments on this blog. In fact, I probably get more spam than I get real comments. Let me check. Yep, totally. 28,956 vs. 6,872. Wow. (WordPress has an awesome spam filter.) A couple have jumped out at me lately. Besides the fact that most of them are ridiculously-translated, nonsensical comments trying to redirect me and my readers to their trashy website, sometimes I wonder how they ever expected anyone to click on their link anyway. Check out a couple of my favorite recent spam comments:
Yeast infection for you! it the best thing that can happen to you
asinine hazy idea, grace! thanks. i look out for number one.
In the beginning just remember it was darked and then someone smiled! try this:You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Um, wow. What inviting comments. Can’t wait to “meet” those folks. <—sarcasm
Then there are things that “regular” people are looking for. These are things that actual people have typed into Google or other search engines that have somehow landed them on my blog. While it’s sometimes hilarious to see what people are looking for, it’s slightly unnerving to realize that something about my blog and its content has selected it as an answer to their search. And they clicked on it. I can only wonder how helpful or disappointing their visit was. I mean, seriously, look at this list. What does this say about me?
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Apparently, I’m not nearly as classy as I thought I was.
What are some of the funniest comments or searches you’ve seen come across your blog?
And p.s…. Any volunteers for Find-A-Friend Friday this week? I haven’t heard back from my randomly selected guest, so I need a back up. First come first, first serve. Thanks!