I accomplished more items on a to-do list today than have ever been accomplished in Stephanie history. The natural consequence of this is poor parenting. “Quiet! I’m on the phone.” “Stop touching each other and go do something quiet.” “I am in a bad mood right now, so you’d better shape up.” These are all hypothetical examples, of course.
Matt and I have dinner plans with my sister and her husband tonight so I made the kids their own dinner. I then left them for no-more-than-four-minutes so I could go phone in my dinner order. When I returned, I found that they had entered deadly territory: the food fight. The floor was covered with peas and pasta and broken pieces of biscuits. I thought bad words in my head. I sent the main perpetrator (who should remain unnamed but I’m mad at him: Grant) to his room and then went and got Matt out of the garage. “I need you to come inside before I hurt one of your children.” This is when Matt had a stroke of parenting genius. First he took all their plates away.
“Your dinner is now on the floor. Eat every single piece of it, or you’re dead.”
I love my husband.
Moving is stressful. Really stressful. And sometimes it turns us into mean people. I’m hoping to be nice again in about 3 weeks.
We planted a garden in our back yard and I planted zucchini for the first time. Is this normal? (That’s my full-sized adult hand.)
Our new house has no appliances. This is a list of the items I will have to buy next week:
- microwave (hood w/fan)
- oh, and a king-sized mattress (which I realize is not technically an appliance)
Do you own any of the above items that you LOVE (like so much that you would return your children before you’d return said appliance)? I really want to hear your suggestions of things to consider. I have the option of gas or electric for both the range/oven and the dryer– Any thoughts on that? Just pretend like you’re the editor of Consumer Reports and tell me what to look for and what to avoid. Brand names and model numbers are appreciated.
I apologize in advance if I do the same thing I did with your places-to-live suggestions (moved somewhere different) and totally ignore you. I don’t know why I do that. Trust me, it’s involuntary.
I was going to write more, but I can’t keep my mind off of the Chris’ Outrageous Chocolate Cake I just ordered from The Cheesecake Factory.
CHRIS’ OUTRAGEOUS CHOCOLATE CAKE ™
A Cheesecake Factory Original – Layers of Moist Chocolate Cake, Chewy Brownie,
Toasted Coconut-Pecan Frosting and Creamy Chocolate Chip Coconut Cheesecake
Oh sweet mercy.